just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time The genie would grant that wish, but as soon as you try and take the money out of the pocket you’ll have nothing.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
Fuck Your Logic: Muggles are not able to REBLOG... →
the-nocturnal-fangirl: iamsherlockedcumberbiatch: helena-castor: all the notes. holy crap. at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol. It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! Heheh<3 …looks like i got…
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.
Anonymous asked: Sounds like detective work
dbowkercreative: I like that after all the worrying about the doctors name Moffat thinks the same as the classic fans. His real name isn’t important, he’s the doctor. His biggest secret isn’t his name but who his name represents.